Blowing up boys is fun but you’ll never guess what happened when my brother and his friend while having fun.
Hi you’ll never guess what happened April 1, 2000 me and my best friend Rainey where planning a joke on the boys but instead I told her we should just blow them up and she said “ok but I get my brother and you get yours” I’ll go get the explosives and tell the boys to go in the back yard and close their eyes and wait and so they did and now there gone and out of our lives.
Monday, March 23, 2009
hamster boys /baboon butts
Hello my name is Callie and do I have a story for you well I’ve always loved hamsters and so I got one last year and named him Rejie he had a BIG baboon butt and it was so freaking large that he blew up and we had a funeral with all the chunks we had left and that was sad for everybody but my brother.
The Hamster End
This is a fiction story written by an 9 year old girl who had a hamster that wasn’t a boy but the only thing that is true is that boy hamsters have large butts.
The Hamster End
This is a fiction story written by an 9 year old girl who had a hamster that wasn’t a boy but the only thing that is true is that boy hamsters have large butts.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Younger siblings
If you have a younger sibling than this is the story for you.
My brother is a brat and I bet yours is too but sometimes they can be angels but they are also devils but they are your sibling and you have to live with them and as soon as you move out of the house you will most likely be best friends but for now you are stuck with them and it is suckish but you will live.
The end of the end of the world.
My brother is a brat and I bet yours is too but sometimes they can be angels but they are also devils but they are your sibling and you have to live with them and as soon as you move out of the house you will most likely be best friends but for now you are stuck with them and it is suckish but you will live.
The end of the end of the world.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Agent K - Safari Fun
Hello this Agent K again I did a big mission 3 day ago and in on another right now I love this job well in on my way to the safari desert and I am lucky because I packed a lot of food/water (55 mins later..) here we are the desert I get to parushut again YA! Well this is what I need to do get 5 gems out of an under ground volcano and they drop me off right by the volcano. Oh my gosh that is a big volcano oh well (its time to drop here is your stuff and I will be back in 3 days to get you) ok by (19 seconds later...) I’m going to jump now see you later going down. Man only if you were there that would have made it a whole lot more fun well at least I had fun. Ok back to business well I got 4 gems today and that means I can leave tomorrow if I get the gem I should be getting home actually going to my hotel . (2 hours later…) I am totally ready for bed well good night and sweet dreams. Good morning how are you I am good. I got dressed and ready to go and at the airport before the pilot got here its just weird I mean come on he should be here before me oh well ill wait (30 minutes later…) “I am here and you can get on the plane” ok sir (12 seconds later..) I am on the plane and leaving so I will talk to you after the plane ride (2 hours later...) Yo Yo Yo well hi I am in the volcano and have found the last gem now all I have to do is get out ok (4 minutes later…) I am out and in the plane now I’m going to go to the hotel (2 hours later…) hello well I am in the hotel room and pacing. I hope I see you on the next adventure with Agent K .
The End
Made by : keke
Dedicated to : my friends
The End
Made by : keke
Dedicated to : my friends
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Agent K - Winter Fun
Winter fun with Agent K
Hi this is Agent K again going on my 50th adventure and its not really and adventure because my parents are coming so they are acting like it is a vacation oh ya my younger sister is coming to and that stinks because she is so annoying and a butt head some times but I have to live with her “honey we are going to miss our flight “ sorry my moms yelling at me so I have to go talk to you on the plane and we are going to ice land well talk to you in a minute .”Honey if you don’t hurry we will leave you here.” Ok mom by. (1 hour later...) Yo how are you guys we got on the plane finally it took forever and we almost had to take my dads plane and all he has in there is water and snacks not like lunch or anything trust me I have been in there. We are going to land in a few moments. Oh have I ever told you were I live well I live in Ireland just 3 hours away from Ice land so we could have taken a boat but it’s in the middle of the winter and there is a good chance of getting stuck out in the ocean. Time to get of the plane again ill see you once I get off. (30 minutes later…) Yello that is how I say hello here because my grandma use to live here and then she moved back to Ireland to be close with us because all are other family members live in Idaho, Wyoming , and Washington and now she is doing a lot better. Well we are going to are hotel in a mini van oh well we’ll be in style because the car of the year this year is a mini van so I think my mom got this driver on purpose so I would be cool even with my parents (20 minutes later…) we are at the hotel so I’m going to leave soon so I can go to their falls and find out how people are dying from the water (50 minutes later…) Yello I am here at the falls there are people in it so I am going to get every one out hey people get out. I took good care of that now time to get a sample of the water. That seems to be very correct some one is polluting the water from the top of the falls and they seem to do it in the morning and after noon to get it this dirty I’ll go check but I will need the police too (tomorrow) well its getting dark and my mom will kill me if I am not back by 7:30 because she says that when its dark there is no light and there is out side plus I am 23 and the only reason I still live with my parents is because they need my help with my younger sister witch is only 11 years old and is bad for my parents because at there age they shouldn’t have anymore kids and they are going to move to Idaho so they don’t get arrested for being over aged and having and under aged kid or my sis is going to live with me. Did I forget to tell you I am going to get married, January 5, 2009 witch is this year and next month this is today’s date December 31, 2009 the lucky guys name is Noah Johnson and here is my name Keke Gazer and we are defiantly going with his last name because mine is just weird even I don’t like my last name listen, Gazer, its just a weird last name. Well now that we are done talking about my life I need to get out of this taxi and get to my room well hotel room.
15 minutes later… Hi I am going to sleep so talk to you tomorrow good night. Good morning, well I am leavening to get the police and go to the falls to catch the person (1 hour later…) we are here at the falls and have caught the human witch is a woman 38 years old and her name is Kelly Stevenson she has been doing for over a year and was getting paid by her old boy friend Jake black but he thought he was paying her to mutch but kept telling her he was going to pay her well now it is a vacation for the 2 days that I have left. See you next time with Agent K.
The End
Made by : Keke
Dedicated t0: my whole family
Hi this is Agent K again going on my 50th adventure and its not really and adventure because my parents are coming so they are acting like it is a vacation oh ya my younger sister is coming to and that stinks because she is so annoying and a butt head some times but I have to live with her “honey we are going to miss our flight “ sorry my moms yelling at me so I have to go talk to you on the plane and we are going to ice land well talk to you in a minute .”Honey if you don’t hurry we will leave you here.” Ok mom by. (1 hour later...) Yo how are you guys we got on the plane finally it took forever and we almost had to take my dads plane and all he has in there is water and snacks not like lunch or anything trust me I have been in there. We are going to land in a few moments. Oh have I ever told you were I live well I live in Ireland just 3 hours away from Ice land so we could have taken a boat but it’s in the middle of the winter and there is a good chance of getting stuck out in the ocean. Time to get of the plane again ill see you once I get off. (30 minutes later…) Yello that is how I say hello here because my grandma use to live here and then she moved back to Ireland to be close with us because all are other family members live in Idaho, Wyoming , and Washington and now she is doing a lot better. Well we are going to are hotel in a mini van oh well we’ll be in style because the car of the year this year is a mini van so I think my mom got this driver on purpose so I would be cool even with my parents (20 minutes later…) we are at the hotel so I’m going to leave soon so I can go to their falls and find out how people are dying from the water (50 minutes later…) Yello I am here at the falls there are people in it so I am going to get every one out hey people get out. I took good care of that now time to get a sample of the water. That seems to be very correct some one is polluting the water from the top of the falls and they seem to do it in the morning and after noon to get it this dirty I’ll go check but I will need the police too (tomorrow) well its getting dark and my mom will kill me if I am not back by 7:30 because she says that when its dark there is no light and there is out side plus I am 23 and the only reason I still live with my parents is because they need my help with my younger sister witch is only 11 years old and is bad for my parents because at there age they shouldn’t have anymore kids and they are going to move to Idaho so they don’t get arrested for being over aged and having and under aged kid or my sis is going to live with me. Did I forget to tell you I am going to get married, January 5, 2009 witch is this year and next month this is today’s date December 31, 2009 the lucky guys name is Noah Johnson and here is my name Keke Gazer and we are defiantly going with his last name because mine is just weird even I don’t like my last name listen, Gazer, its just a weird last name. Well now that we are done talking about my life I need to get out of this taxi and get to my room well hotel room.
15 minutes later… Hi I am going to sleep so talk to you tomorrow good night. Good morning, well I am leavening to get the police and go to the falls to catch the person (1 hour later…) we are here at the falls and have caught the human witch is a woman 38 years old and her name is Kelly Stevenson she has been doing for over a year and was getting paid by her old boy friend Jake black but he thought he was paying her to mutch but kept telling her he was going to pay her well now it is a vacation for the 2 days that I have left. See you next time with Agent K.
The End
Made by : Keke
Dedicated t0: my whole family
Idaho Falls
This weekend I went to Idaho Falls and saw my dad’s side of the family, and today is
02-15-09 or January 15, 2009, well today we came back home and we are going skiing tomorrow, it's going to be sweet. While I was in Idaho falls with my dad's side I woke up in the middle of the night and saw huge dogs they where probably Great Danes, oh and this weekend we stayed with my uncle and his six kids. Before we left, my dad, brother and I went and saw my grandma and grandpa which we saw every day this weekend, 3 days straight, so as you can see we had a lot of fun this weekend.
02-15-09 or January 15, 2009, well today we came back home and we are going skiing tomorrow, it's going to be sweet. While I was in Idaho falls with my dad's side I woke up in the middle of the night and saw huge dogs they where probably Great Danes, oh and this weekend we stayed with my uncle and his six kids. Before we left, my dad, brother and I went and saw my grandma and grandpa which we saw every day this weekend, 3 days straight, so as you can see we had a lot of fun this weekend.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Agent K and her adventures - Tiki Island
Agent K and her adventures - Tiki Island
Hello this is Agent K again and I haven’t seen you since my last adventure you know when I jumped out of a plane. Well now its 4:00a.m and I am on my 49th adventure and I am going to Tiki island to find the (ghost of the forest)witch I don’t think is real but apparently the people there do. It’s an 8hr. drive so I am going in my dads plane this time and he is taking me so I wont have to be with someone my dad doesn’t know and then starts freaking out and he will think I am safe and so will my mom but I am taking a phone a walkie-talkie and a portable computer so I can keep in touch with my parents at Tiki Island. It was a nice ride with my dad except all he did was (talk) (talk) (talk) and that got annoying but he was talking to my mother I am on my way to the village to meet the king of the island his name is Charboune.( 30minutes later) I finally found the king and he has told me to go into the forest until 1:00p.m and he has given me a dream catcher , rope a sword and food made by hand he is very nice. Now I am on my way to the forest to find the ghost. (45 minutes later… I am here in the forest looking and looking I haven’t found a thing but a while ago I saw a large looking thing but I couldn’t tell what it was It looked like a person but it looked a little misty. Oh I need to check my watch. Crap! its 12:55 I better start heading back or my dad will call the police and then they will come in their helicopters and by the time they get there it will be to late and then my dad will get arrested for having a fake emergency so I will just call my dad so he wont call the police (bring bring ) hello how is this this is your daughter KeKe (aka agent k) I am coming back so don’t get worried and call the police, (ok by), by dad. Now that that conversation is over I will start walking back . (57 minutes later… hey dad how are you? Dad I am ready for lunch I dint eat anything because it was hand made and you don’t know where their hands had been. (day 2) good morning dad, (good morning baby girl how are you), first of all I am not a baby and I am doing good thank you dad and come on and get dressed we need to go see the king and get my supplies so I can go do my job again (10 minutes later) hello king Charboune I am here for my supplies (here you are Agent K be careful) don’t worry I will because I saw someone or something. (45 minutes later) hi I am here in the forest and I already found the thing that I saw yesterday and it is either always wet or just misty it seems that I am getting closer because the tracks are getting fresher every minute eeek!!!! I think I found the ghost witch is a person trying to get the people off the island so he can have the island to him self so now I am being on my way see you next time with Agent K.
To be continued......
Hello this is Agent K again and I haven’t seen you since my last adventure you know when I jumped out of a plane. Well now its 4:00a.m and I am on my 49th adventure and I am going to Tiki island to find the (ghost of the forest)witch I don’t think is real but apparently the people there do. It’s an 8hr. drive so I am going in my dads plane this time and he is taking me so I wont have to be with someone my dad doesn’t know and then starts freaking out and he will think I am safe and so will my mom but I am taking a phone a walkie-talkie and a portable computer so I can keep in touch with my parents at Tiki Island. It was a nice ride with my dad except all he did was (talk) (talk) (talk) and that got annoying but he was talking to my mother I am on my way to the village to meet the king of the island his name is Charboune.( 30minutes later) I finally found the king and he has told me to go into the forest until 1:00p.m and he has given me a dream catcher , rope a sword and food made by hand he is very nice. Now I am on my way to the forest to find the ghost. (45 minutes later… I am here in the forest looking and looking I haven’t found a thing but a while ago I saw a large looking thing but I couldn’t tell what it was It looked like a person but it looked a little misty. Oh I need to check my watch. Crap! its 12:55 I better start heading back or my dad will call the police and then they will come in their helicopters and by the time they get there it will be to late and then my dad will get arrested for having a fake emergency so I will just call my dad so he wont call the police (bring bring ) hello how is this this is your daughter KeKe (aka agent k) I am coming back so don’t get worried and call the police, (ok by), by dad. Now that that conversation is over I will start walking back . (57 minutes later… hey dad how are you? Dad I am ready for lunch I dint eat anything because it was hand made and you don’t know where their hands had been. (day 2) good morning dad, (good morning baby girl how are you), first of all I am not a baby and I am doing good thank you dad and come on and get dressed we need to go see the king and get my supplies so I can go do my job again (10 minutes later) hello king Charboune I am here for my supplies (here you are Agent K be careful) don’t worry I will because I saw someone or something. (45 minutes later) hi I am here in the forest and I already found the thing that I saw yesterday and it is either always wet or just misty it seems that I am getting closer because the tracks are getting fresher every minute eeek!!!! I think I found the ghost witch is a person trying to get the people off the island so he can have the island to him self so now I am being on my way see you next time with Agent K.
To be continued......
Sunday, February 1, 2009
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